a website about nothing served at 420°C
The domain was available. The vibes were immaculate. That was the entire business plan.
deepfried.dev is where small experiments, design scraps, abandonware, and internet nonsense get pushed past tasteful and into... whatever this is. It is part blog, part sketchbook, and part malfunctioning appliance.
The distortion is intentional. The hierarchy is not. Anything useful discovered here is completely accidental.
Notes from the overlap between software, design, AI, old web energy, and poor impulse control. Updated on a schedule best described as “emotionally available.”
That time my auth middleware became “TheGatekeeperWhoRegretsNothing” and honestly? It shipped.
jQuery is the retired adventurer who is stronger than everyone and knows it. We need to talk about this.
A love letter to saturate(), contrast(), and the thin line between “stylized” and “hospital.”
easeOutElastic(1, .3) has notes of chaos, a springy finish, and pairs beautifully with poor decisions.